Matty the More MOOla Cow
Due to Matty the More MOOla Cow’s wildly successful life, many tales of how she came to be are in existence. Here are just a few:
From Bryan of Flightline Fabrications:
“Matty the More Moola can’t get you the milk for free, but can come close”
Born Maddison More Moola in the pastures of Renton Washington, the daughter of father Porter Beffalo Moola & mother Blondes d’Aquitaine Moola, rich in the family history of cattle, Maddison is proud to be 37.5% bison, 62.5% bovine & 100% More Moola!
Known as Matty to her friends, it was not long before the locals in Matty’s home town recognized how talented Matty was with her money saving ideas, tips and tricks. Early Accolades helped Matty establish a reputation of going above and beyond consistently to generate More Moola, earning her the reputation of “More Moola with Matty”.
Matty’s rise to fame soon lead to her inevitable meeting of Janelle Elms, OSI Rock Stars Visionare. The two would soon become inseparable friends, sharing an endless love for shopping, shoes and eating Mermaid Carmel’s by the fireside, while watching Matty’s favorite movie, the riveting Costner classic Open Range.
In September 2008 Matty signed an exclusive contract with OSI Rock Stars to bring her “MM Ideas” to all Rock Stars! The world of the entrepreneur would never be the same again.
Honors & Awards
- 2008: Best Money Saving Cow
- 2009: Most Money Saved by One Cow
- 2009: Fresh Ideas Award – Barter, Trade & Exchange
From WebWendy
Bio for Matty MOOla
Ever since she was a calf.com, Matty MOOla (aka Matty the More MOOla) knew she was destined to start saving the world. Little did she know it would be by grazing to find great bargains and sales on the Internet.
Matty was always a leader in her chosen field. After refusing to cowtow to her boss at a job that fenced her in, Matty became a mad cow and sought greener pastures after bailing out from the run of the mill. Many times Matty ruminated over what she should do next.
MOOla started her entremanurial journey by searching online for coupons codes, entering rare sweepsteaks and taking polls. One day, while comparing the price of Dells, to her udder joy, she invented a secret method for rounding up the best deals online. In early 2009 Matty’s mind started churning and one day something just kicked in and clicked.
MOOla donned a cape and quickly became known in barnyard circles as “The Bargain Link Avenger” taking oaths to weed out expired sales promoos, non-working coupon codes, as well as finding and promoting daily deals crossbred over the net. From there, this charcoal-fired passion became an obsession and “Matty the More MOOla” became her official moniker. Because of MOOla’s homogenized nature, it became her calling to pass these savings onto others, even if it took one bucolic link at a time.
Dexter Angus, a noted financial reporter for “The Dairy Examiner” wrote:
“Moola knows how to milk a deal for all it’s worth. She never does anything half & half hearted. She’s the cream of the crop and you’d butter follow her advice if you want to increase your profit margarine and skim the fat by at least 2%”.
Matty is a true social media moogul and icon. Often tagged as bodacious for her provocative under-the-cape outfit (inspired by Hugh Heifer), Matty took Twitter by storm. Matty’s mantras are: “I’m saving you Big Bucks” and “Thrifty Shopping”
Among her other notable credentials, Matty the More MOOla has written two books: “The Have you Herdbook” , which explores the dangers of Overmarketing, and “Cattle Call” an exposé on stampeding consumers.
Matty the More MOOla currently resides in Cowneticud.
You can find Matty by going to http://www.twitter.com/moremola
By Wendy Siegel
Business Consultant Trained by eBay
From Susan Lugton-Feiker of kikilikilakado!
Maddy’s Story
My life started on a small farm in Washington state. I had a loving mother (Madeline) and a great farmer (Lahla) that took care of us! He would often give my mother chocolate so that I could be the only calf in the county getting chocolate milk straight from my mother. Unfortunately, when my younger brothers and sisters came along Farmer Lahla fell on hard times as did the rest of the country. He could no longer provide my mom with the chocolate she loved. My siblings never knew that chocolate milk even existed! As privileged as I felt being the only cow to experience this wonderment, I decided things had to change.
I had always heard the stories of the cow that jumped over the moon, and I wanted to be known (like him) for generations to come. The farmers wife made me a cape one cold winter, so I put that on and transformed into Maddy the MOOlah cow! (Named after my mom and Farmer Lahli of course.) I now help humans everywhere find the best deals on their needs so they can save those pieces of paper they covet (dollahs???) and make sure no calf or youngun never has to be with without chocolate milk again!!!!!
From Linda of www.AntiqueMallOK.com
Matty the More MOOla Cow
Matty the More MOOla Cow has shed her hum-drum heifer hoofs, put on her Jinny Chews stilettos, and is soaring your way to turn you 180 into the More MOOLa World! She was born a poor pink calf but with support from her MooMa, much determination, cud chewing and pasture racing she has become an online Sensation! Her loving MooMa put her through the grueling Success Steps, making them higher and higher everyday. It’s not easy for a baby calf to squeeze those split hoofs into those J. Chews, but squeeze and step higher SHE DID!
These Success Steps gave her the happy hoofer madness of the Season and lifted her into the world wide web online to pinpoint only the finest & most fun, the rarest and so delicious, the fastest delivery and easiest to order Deals that will put Cheer and MOOla into your calfskin bag! Her stilettos poke a hole in the prices and they come floating down to fill your shopping and shipping carts full with just a wave of Matty’s red cape. Today is the day of Matty the More MOOla Cow at your service for the Holidays!